Pizza Jokes

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Q. What's a dog's favorite kind of pizza?
A: PUPeroni

Q: How do you know if you're in love?
A: They will steal a PIZZA your heart.

Q: What did the boss say to his pizza during their meeting?
A: There is MUSHROOM for improvement.

Q: How do you fix a broken pizza?
A: With tomato paste.

Q: What's the difference between a B-Rated movie and a pizza?
A: Pizzas are good.

Q: What do you call a sleeping pizza?
A: a piZZZZZZa.

Q: Why did the man go into the pizza business?
A: He wanted to make some dough.

Q: "Waiter, will my pizza be long?"
A: "No sir, it will be round!"

Q: What did the pepperoni say to the gangster?
A: You wanna pizza me?

Q: Where do pepperonis go on vacation?
A: The Leaning Tower of Pizza.

Q: What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?
A: My pizza jokes can't be topped!

Q: What does a pizza say when it introduces itself to you?
A: It-SLICE to meet you.

Q: What did the parmesan say when it broke up with mozzarella?
A: I am just too mature for you.

Q: What does an anteater like on its pizza?
A: ANT-chovies.

Q: What type of person doesn't love pizza?
A: A weir-DOUGH.

Q: What did the pizza ask its toppings?
A: Are we FETA off alone?